The was a young fellow named Skinner
Who took a young lady to dinner.
At a quarter to nin
They sat down to dine;
At twenty to ten it was in her.
The dinner, not Skinner--
Skinner was in her before dinner.
The was a young fllow named Tupper
Who took a young lady to supper.
At a quarter to nine
They sat down to dine,
And at twenty to ten it was up her.
Not the supper--not Tupper--
It was some son-of-a-bitch named Skinner